Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.