Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.