What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.