What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.