How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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There are skidmarks before the dog.

Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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It's the only way they can own a soul.

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Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!