You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
Who cares? It's a relephant.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".