Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.