Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.