What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin