How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.