How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*