What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!