Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance