Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.