Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.