Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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