Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.