Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.