What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.