The variables aren't necessarily related.
The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
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You can make soldiers out of toast.
is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Student: A variable who don't need no man