What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.