Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.