Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.