Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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The Apey-cees!

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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Mu-tents

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.