Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

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What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.