Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.