Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in