Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!