Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.