What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.