Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Previous Random Joke Next
Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Conjurer Jokes More Conjurer Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.