Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick