Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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A drunk Irishman.

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One less drunk.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman