Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.