What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.