When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )