When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.