What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.