What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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A skeleTON.

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.