What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

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What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!