Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack