Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."