Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we