When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.