When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.