When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.