What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!