When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.