When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin