What did the snake day to Adam after he...

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

O Jokes More O Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."