Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.