What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.