What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.