When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.