When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail