How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.