What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!