I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank