The sails are going through the roof.
Start shouting Jehovah.
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
last year's hide & seek! :D
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Because it is sticky.
When there's a sail on it.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Shark absorbers!
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank