When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.