When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried