What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.