Morning wood.
A. Opposites attract.
Just for the halibut.
Just run for office!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Because the friar rises!
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
He committed treeson.
Mourning wood
A bonne heure.