Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)