Because they're usually found on trucks.
A log!
To help the firemen find the hydrants
A: Lawn chair.
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
He keeps missing his train
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Llamaste.