Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!