Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.