When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother