Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.