What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.