A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
The DaVinci Abode
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
An elevator can raise a child.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Because it's sodalicious.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
In the calf-ateria.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve!
Dubai fours
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Well, that's the edamame.
The Garden of Eden
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."