When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.