Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.