Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.