What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other