When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.