What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.