What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving