What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.